10 Warning Signs of Madness

1. You can’t see to remember what you worn yesterday or if you wore anything for that matter.
2. You have a ‘little’ inside version of yourself that does all the talking for you, but you’re the only one can hear it.
3. You look in the mirror and your reflection isn’t reversed.
4. You keep waiting for people to notice you, but you haven’t left the house in 3 weeks.
5. You are most comfortable in a fetal position.
6. You feel like having a tea party, everyday!
7. You acquire a new super power each day.
8. You can’t seem to remember where you left your cape…
9. You feel you have lost your mind, but have quit looking for it.
10. You have big plans for the future, as soon as it arrives.

Written & Read by: Paul Crisanti
Theme: humor